Yesterday, in a shocking publicity stunt, teen heiress Antigone rebels against her uncle and buries hated relative Polyneices.
"He's just misunderstood!" screamed the emotional Antigone in a press conference after the incident. "No one ever got to know the real Polyneices behind the confused face!"
Antigone is of course known for blowing 700 drachmas of her father's money on wine and traipsing around the polis half naked last City Dionysia.
"I'm stunned that Antigone would behave this way," stated King Creon moments after Antigone ran screaming into her 800 square foot room. "Polyneices had a well known temper and his recent dispute with his brother shows it. His death was a boon to Thebes and he deserved no burial rites whatsoever. Antigone always has liked to get attention though. Don't worry about it, she'll be over her brother's death come next festival season."
Eteocles was unavailable to comment on the incident.
-The Daily Thebesian
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5 comments:
I really like how creative this article was. You integrated real facts into a fun and interesting dialog which anyone reading this newspaper would find enjoyable to read. I was very impressed by your creativity Jake Wythers.
lol I like it.
Hahahha, c'est bon!
Oops. Haha. Don't mock my english papers. I like this though.
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